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Martian War Machine

[Thanks and Hail!  Zog]

Sponsored in part by Clyde 'Zog' Jones. Thanks!







by Matt Jacobson

Scale: 2/1 (Original Scale: 1/600)

War of the Worlds

by H.G. Wells

(Abridged and adapted by Douglas Adams)

We know now that in the early years of the twentieth century this world was being watched closely by intelligences greater than man's, and yet as mortal as his own. We know now that as human beings busied themselves about their various concerns they were scrutinized and studied, perhaps almost as narrowly as a man with a microscope might scrutinize the transient creatures that swarm and multiply in a drop of water.

With infinite complacence people went to and fro over the earth about their little affairs, serene in the assurance of their dominion over this small, spinning fragment of solar driftwood which, by chance or design, man has inherited out of the dark mystery of Time and Space.

Yet across an immense ethereal gulf, minds that are to our minds as ours are to the beasts in the jungle, intellects vast, cool and unsympathetic, regarded this earth with envious eyes and slowly and surely drew their plans against us.

After thousands of years, the fleet arrived, where due to a terrible miscalculation of scale, it was eaten by a small dog.

The End.

In this diorama, we see the sole surviving Martian tripod, pondering its lonely existence as it awaits the return of the juggernaut of fate known as … Fifi.

The Model

This is a Space Runaway Ideon "Dogu Mack" walker model from Aoshima that I purchased on eBay about a year ago. (Trivia note: I bought this from a well-known film and television production designer who has been known to frequent this site. I hope he approves.) It seemed the perfect size for a little diorama idea I came up with after reading both "War of the Worlds" and "Hitchhiker's Guide" back-to-back.

Construction was fairly straightforward, although I was forced to put the walker into a pose I called "Hammer Time" (after MC Hammer, the rapper and music video star.) Having never seen the anime in question, I'm still not sure exactly how this thing walks, even after building the kit. The large rocket motor on the bottom of the walker was replaced by a spare pilot bridge dome from a PL 1/1000 TOS Enterprise. The rough surface texture was a happy accident- I found a brand of copper metallic paint that crazes up after being sprayed on raw plastic. This gives the kit a sense of more detail, which was important for so small a model.

The model was then sludge washed, and placed in the largest dog bowl I could find, along with a couple of pieces of dog food. Note: Make sure that, if you ever try to recreate this diorama, that the color of your dog food doesn't blend in with the color of your robot. That's why I added the magenta backlight-- dry dog food isn't as reflective as copper paint. (Addendum: People look at you strangely if you ask at the supermarket, "What's the largest kind of dog food you stock here? No, I mean the pieces of food- which are largest?")

Image: Curse you Fifi!

Image: Closeup

Image: Looking down




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